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The Facts of Life is a unit that only appears in The Ugly Truth.

According to Greg, Larry Mack Junior Middle School is starting a new unit in his Health class and apparently it covers all the stuff they've been dancing around for the past couple of months. They even sent permission slips home, and if one of the students didn't get their permission slips signed, they are not allowed to be in the classroom for the rest of the semester, which means that Nurse Powell will send students without their permissions slips signed to the library to become "Special Helpers". Greg was paranoid about the whole permission slip thing, so he typed up a fake note and taped it on top of the actual permission slip for his Mom to sign.

On the first day of the unit, the students whose parents got their permission slips signed (including Greg) are pretty excited to hear what Nurse Powell was about to tell them, but unfortunately, she put some charts up on the easel and started talking about "zygotes" and "chromosomes" and a whole bunch of other scientific nonsense that confuses the class. At lunchtime, the class tried to explain what they've learned from "The Facts of Life" unit to the students whose permission slips didn't get signed and couldn't agree on anything.

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