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I must confess I once met a famous person

I must confess I once met a famous person card.

I Must Confess is a game introduced in The Long Haul and the film adaptation, the game is where a person reads cards about an action or event; if the other player has done the action or event before, they must explain how or why to get a point.

The Long Haul[]

The Heffley family played the game, with Frank Heffley and Rodrick Heffley being tied at 9 points. Susan Heffley draws a card that says "I must confess I've toilet-papered a neighbor's house". Rodrick rings that he wins the game, which Susan thought that he lied to get a point.

Rodrick told Susan it was true when him and his bandmates toilet-papered Mrs. Tuttle's house when she complained they made too much noise, and Susan made Rodrick apologize to Mrs. Tuttle.

Known Cards[]

  • I must confess, I've met a famous person.
  • I must confess I've slept out overnight for tickets to a concert.
  • I must confess I've got a bug stuck in my ear.
  • I must confess I've toilet-papered a neighbor's house (book only, made up in movie).
  • I must confess, I once owned an unusual pet.
  • I must confess, I once had a crazy hairstyle.
  • I must confess, I once fell asleep in church.

Fake Confessions[]

These are confessions that the Heffley family made Rodrick confess to in the film. They are not part of the game, but rather added in and said while holding up another card. This variant of the game is reminiscent of "I Never Told Anyone This Before" from the Lock-In in The Ugly Truth.

  • I must confess I once broke a window by shooting a BB gun and blamed my little brother for it.
    • Real card: I must confess I once met a famous person.
  • I must confess I once drove my mom's car when I didn't have a license and scratched the door very badly.
  • I must confess I once toilet papered the house of the sweet old lady who lived next door to me.
    • Real card: I must confess I once fell asleep in church.

Trivia[]

  • Realistically speaking, a game like this wouldn't include a confession to something that egregious or would get a person arrested, such as toilet-papering a neighbor's house.
  • During the game, Susan confessed to having dyed her hair blond and Frank confessed to having a pet lizard when he was he younger.

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