“All right, everybody. I'm Coach Malone and I am your gym teacher. P.E. is as much a part of my life as waking up in the morning and going to the bathroom. I live and breathe Physical Education.”
―Coach Malone in the 1st film

Eduardo Malone
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Name Eduardo Malone
Age 30s-40s
Gender Male.png
Actor Andrew McNee
Film Appearance? Yes
Online Appearance? No
Book Appearance? Yes (as Mr. Underwood)

Coach Eduardo Malone is the gym teacher at Westmore Middle School in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and Rodrick Rules. According to the song Exploded Diper, he apparently hates Loded Diper.



  • In Rodrick Rules, when Coach Malone tells Greg and Rodrick "You can't outrun me! I'm a super star!" "Everywhere you go it's me!" (while he is chasing Greg and Rodrick he is possibly referring to wrestler John Cena.)
  • His first name is revealed to be Eduardo in an interview with Thor Freudenthal, the director of Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film).
  • In Dog Days, Coach Malone's phone number is 555-4229 and he doesn't recognize Greg when he is talking on the phone.
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