Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Quotes

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Quotes in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Notes:

• If the quote is by Greg, it will have "-" at the end.
• If the quote is by Rodrick, it will have "+" at the end.
• If the quote is by Manny, it will have "=" at the end.
• If the quote is by Susan, it will have "#" at the end.
• If the quote is by Frank, it will have "^" at the end.
• If the quote is by Rowley, it will have "%" at the end.
• If the quote is by somebody else, it will have "~" at the end.
• If the quote is a thought, it will have "ooo" and then any of the punctuation above.
• IF THE QUOTE IS FROM ELECTRONICS, IT WILL BE ALL CAPITALS.

Quotes

"Sissy!" ~

"Gregory! Tell us about your childhood!" ~

"Were you ALWAYS so smart and handsome?" ~

"Here's my journal. Now shoo, shoo." -

"Outta my way, runts!" ~

"I hope you all like where you're sitting, because these are your permanent seats." ~

"Gaah!" -

"Is this seat taken?" ~

"YES! YES!" -

"Greg, will you please pass this note to Shelly?" ~

"Why, certainly! Heh, heh." -

"Girls are stinky poos!" ~

"Yeah!" ~

"I don't think girls are stinky poos!" -

"Scream!" ~

"Shoot." -

"Fred picked up the buh... bah... bee..." -

"The "book."" ~

"Whew, thanks!" -

"Rodrick, I want your dirty underwear off the table before I get home from work." ^

"GRUNT"+

"Want to come over to my house and PLAAYYY?" %

"Knock knock!" %

"Huh?" -

"Thermos!" %

"Excuse me?" -

"Thermos be SOME way to tickle your funny bone!" %

"Say what?" -

"Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face, it's a sign of "low intelligence"?" -

"REALLY?" %

"Ha! Gotcha" -

"But do I have "low intelligence"?" %

"Hmm... let me try again." -

"Awwww..." ^ #

"Hey, this one says it's to "Bubby"!" ~

"Must be a mistake." -

""C" is for cookie and cookie is for me!" ~

"HA!" =

"Dag nab these fancy gadgets!" ^

"Hmmmm..." ~

"Bwaahahaha!" %

"Bad Fart ahead!" ~

"Whew!" -

"Wanna see my "secret freckle"?" ~

"Um... no thanks." -

"Juice! Juuuice!!!" ~

"OK, kid... gee whiz!" ~

"*music*" - + = # ^

"Let's you and me have a talk, FRIEND." ^

"Friend = good" ooo-

"I just dusted the dining room for the heck of it!" -

"How thoughtful of you!" #

"Are you having fun?" #

"YEAH!" -

"No video games for a week!" #

"WHAT NUMBER COMES AFTER TWO AND RHYMES WITH "TREE"?" ~

"Hmm..." =

"Three! THREE!" -

"Mm HMMMM!" ~

"We cheerleaders are tired of riding the same bus as the nerds in the band!" ~'

"Hmm... let me see what I can do..." -