I know at the end of the first book and at the beginning of the second book, Greg makes a big deal about how he had the cheese touch over the summer.
Here's the thing though... he never got it.
Seriously this has bothered me for years. Greg never got the cheese touch. ROWLEY got it because he ATE the cheese. That would mean that whenever we see him making physical contact with anyone in the books, he gave them the cheese touch.
I wonder if there's a satistic online that actually explains the cheese touch going from person to person and who currently has it now.