Like kid's being grown ups and grown up's being elderly

Greg's Version of "Sugar Crash" (would recommend reading it with the sugar crash beat in the background it's really funny)

I'm on a Holly crash I ain't got no f****' cash Maybe I should dig up the time capsule Cut my f****' brothers in half I'm not a simp, just a wanna date Holly tired of this f***** s**** now she likes Rowley none of my 12 years in middle school make me don't make me feel good

Victim of the endless book series In love with everything I see morons surrounding have to wear crappy Rodrick's jeans all of my hand-me-downs don't make me feel good Except for when I hit the Manny Hit the Manny, hit the M-m-m-m-ma-nny makes me feel good Feeling s**** in my bed Didn't write in my f****' books Holly up in my ears Everything just never ends Don't wanna be low low on the popularity chart Just don't wanna be no. 202 Just don't wanna be no. 202 Instead I wanna be no. 1

I'm on a Holly crash I ain't got no F****' Holly Maybe I should take a sewage drain Cut my f****' brothers in half I'm a lonely middle schooler, just a bit tired of this f***** s*** stupid road trips don't make me feel good

The Deep End now? Got the rest of my life just in Middle School Got the rest of my life to sucking up to Holly around Got the rest of my getting bullied by Rodrick.

Where to now? Got the rest of my life in an endless loop Got the rest of my life in middle school Got the rest of my life in middle school

(this is all a joke PLEASE don't take it seriously)

Sup

favorite doawk book? mine is double down

My is the Meltdown.

I say that bc the last few did

Instead of Doawk being in poptropicia, there should be a Doawk game. Anybody else think this too. They should be based of the books, not the movies. And no, a new video game will not be posted every book. They would just add a new chapter that follows the new books plot.

I think it is wrecking ball

Old school vs. meltdown