Old-Timey Happy Birthday Song

The Mad Pantser is a character that seems to pants everyone who sits by the Westmore Middle School gym's bleachers. He later caught the pox chicken pox, meaning nobody got pantsed again until the Valentine's Day Dance. He also scared everyone into scooting on their butts during basketball. One thing is for sure is that he's a boy with a big nose.

=Victims= =Suspects=
 * Vice Principal Roy
 * Rowley
 * A fat kid with black hair
 * A short-haired kid
 * A stringy-haired kid
 * A puffy-haired kid with glasses