Talk:Heffley Family/@comment-25352433-20170706204116

I once had a dream where the Heffleys had a next-door neighbour called Mr. Welker, who'd always say "howdy-doody" to them and Frank borrowed a lawnmower off of him and neglected to return it until Susan nagged him into doing it and then Mr. Welker fixed the Heffleys' barbecue.